Things you wont see at the 'Lympic ceremonies
Posted By:
Jamie Carr
·
7/27/2012 10:33:00 AM
A "Lord of the Olympic Rings" dance number featuring a Hobbit doing a hammer throw
Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattison holding hands...maybe Patrick Stewart ( she digs old dudes now)
Sir Carrot Top
Elton John pole vauting
The Rolling Stones doing the Shot-put (think about it)
The Queen signing "We are the Champions" while hurdling over poor people